"But what do you think of my voice?"

I thought I'd start the transition into my 'new' blog with a little history of my dating life. I could go way back to my early 20's when I had a date shove his un cooked chicken finger in my face. But I won't. Let's just start at the beginning of the year shall we?

NINJA MASSEUSE

Ahhh yes...thought I may have hit the jackpot with this one as he trained in martial arts and was a licensed masseuse. We never actually got to the first date but he definitely gets an honorable mention here. We had a fair bit to talk about in the beginning except our MSN chats seemed to be touch and go for months. That was until one day when out of nowhere he sent a msg asking if I wanted to meet up and wouldn't let me go until we set a date. He also wouldn't settle for just coffee as he was absolutely positive we would hit it off and wanted to do the whole coffee-dinner-walk on the beach thing. After exchanging numbers he called me right away ignoring my msg that I was on my way out the door. Directly after our quick 5 minute conversation he msg'd me again letting me know what a sweet voice I had (insert 'awwws' here) and then asked what I thought of his. Now here's the thing - I don't discriminate because of a persons voice but it wasn't like he had one of those deep, growly Barry White voices, so what was I to say? So I left it unanswered since I had already told him I was going out the door.

The next day I had to msg him to re-schedule the date (giving 4 days notice) as I had over booked myself. We decided on another day and again he brought up the question of 'What do you think of my voice'. Clearly the boy must have some issues about his voice. So I told him he sounded like a nice guy. (Not the right answer?) Fast forward through the whole week without any msg's until the day before when I asked what time we should meet up. It is then when he decides to ask if we can re-schedule as something has come up.

I hadn't heard from him until a month later when he msg'd me asking how I was doing, enjoying the summer, do you have a picture? (Seriously? Didn't we cover that all before when we first started chatting? and it wasn't asked right in the beginning, it was well into our conversation) He then asked if I wanted to come over for a full body massage...and couldn't see how it would be inappropriate for a first meet up as 'he does it all the time'. Yeah, that was our last conversation. I don't plan on having anymore with him ;)